babble-texting
They send you texts all day like they're talking to themselves, and they don’t even want you to reply. It's like they're using your phone as a diary and you're the backseat driver.
I just stared at the ceiling for 10 minutes. I thought you'd like to know.
I'm texting you this because I don't know how to talk to real people.
I'm eating pizza at 2 AM. You should be too.