babble-texting

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When someone texts you nonstop with every tiny brain fart they have, like they're trying to fill your phone up just to annoy you.
Why did I eat cereal for dinner? I don’t know. Texting you about it feels important.
I think my sock is alive. It’s watching me. I’m not crazy. Texting you proves it.
The coffee was cold. I'm texting you about it. You're welcome.
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They send you texts all day like they're talking to themselves, and they don’t even want you to reply. It's like they're using your phone as a diary and you're the backseat driver.
I just stared at the ceiling for 10 minutes. I thought you'd like to know.
I'm texting you this because I don't know how to talk to real people.
I'm eating pizza at 2 AM. You should be too.
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