Babbington
A man who's still a virgin and acts like he's been shagged by a whole football team but actually got soft because he fell for a random tramp in a bar
Babbington said he had 100 girlfriends but couldn't even look at a girl without blushing like a tomato
He got shagged by a tramp and now he's a softie who cries at sad movies
He tried to pick up a girl and said 'I'm not a virgin anymore' but she walked away because he was still a virgin