Babbington

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A rich, snobby tool who acts like they're the king of the world but can't even tie their own shoes without crying like a baby

Babbington tried to order a steak and asked for 'medium rare' like he'd won the Nobel Prize

He got a gold-plated toothbrush for his birthday and still couldn't brush his teeth properly

He tried to drive but got stuck in a parking lot and cried like his soul was on fire

A man who's still a virgin and acts like he's been shagged by a whole football team but actually got soft because he fell for a random tramp in a bar

Babbington said he had 100 girlfriends but couldn't even look at a girl without blushing like a tomato

He got shagged by a tramp and now he's a softie who cries at sad movies

He tried to pick up a girl and said 'I'm not a virgin anymore' but she walked away because he was still a virgin

A man who's obsessed with money and machines like they're the only things that matter, and talks like your grandad after he had one too many pints

Babbington talked about the economy like it was the most important thing in the world and then said 'f***ing hell' when he dropped his coffee

He spent hours talking about engineering and then cried because he couldn't fix a broken light bulb

He said 'blimey' every five seconds and still managed to confuse everyone in the room