Babapuss
A babapuss is a woman who loves cats more than her ex and probably uses them to get back at him. She’s got a dirty mind and a dirty house.
She’s a babapuss who threw a cat at her ex’s door. He’s still hiding under the couch.
That babapuss said her cat was her only true love. Her ex is now a hashtag.
She’s a babapuss who took her cat to the movies. Now the cat knows how to do the twist.