Babapuss

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A babapuss is a woman who acts like she’s got a wild side, but it’s just her cat’s bad behavior she’s copying. She probably smells like old pizza and regret.
My neighbor’s a babapuss. She yells at her cat and then texts me about it.
She’s a babapuss who thinks she’s a rock star. She sings in the shower and forgets to brush her teeth.
That babapuss left her cat on the roof. Now the cat’s plotting revenge.
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A babapuss is a woman who loves cats more than her ex and probably uses them to get back at him. She’s got a dirty mind and a dirty house.
She’s a babapuss who threw a cat at her ex’s door. He’s still hiding under the couch.
That babapuss said her cat was her only true love. Her ex is now a hashtag.
She’s a babapuss who took her cat to the movies. Now the cat knows how to do the twist.
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A babapuss is a woman who’s half wild, half lazy, and spends more time with her cat than her job. She probably eats cereal for dinner and cusses a lot.
That babapuss eats cereal for dinner. I’ve seen it. She also cusses like a sailor.
She’s a babapuss who took her cat to work. Now the office is chaos.
My babapuss said she’s going to retire and just be a cat’s best friend. I believe her.
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