Babaloooo - A girl so special, you'd slap her with a fish and call it lo

A girl so special, you'd slap her with a fish and call it love. You'd protect her from everything, even her own dumb choices.

Babaloooo, I'd slap you with a fish and then take you to the mall.

You're my babaloooo, and I'll beat up your ex for you.

I'd take a bullet for you, babaloooo, but only if you promise to stop eating my chips.