Babaloooo

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A bad-ass nickname for a girl you want to beat up, eat, and take on every stupid adventure in the universe. You’d die for her, even if she made you eat expired pizza.
Hey babaloooo, I'll take that insult and turn it into a 1000-punch combo.
You're my babaloooo, and I'll fight every monster in the googooplex for you.
Babaloooo, I'm gonna beat you up, then we'll eat tacos and forget this ever happened.
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A girl so special, you'd slap her with a fish and call it love. You'd protect her from everything, even her own dumb choices.
Babaloooo, I'd slap you with a fish and then take you to the mall.
You're my babaloooo, and I'll beat up your ex for you.
I'd take a bullet for you, babaloooo, but only if you promise to stop eating my chips.
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The name you yell when you're about to get her a degree, a tattoo, and a lifetime supply of pizza. You’d fight dragons for her, even if she forgot your birthday.
Babaloooo, I'm gonna get you a degree and then beat your ex up.
You're my babaloooo, and I'll fight dragons for you, even if you forgot my birthday.
Babaloooo, I'll get you a tattoo and then eat your pizza.
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A girl so cool, you’d take her to jail, beat up the cops, and still call it a date. You'd do anything for her, even if she took your last sock.
Babaloooo, I'll take you to jail and beat up the cops for you.
You're my babaloooo, and I'll do anything for you, even if you took my last sock.
Babaloooo, I'll beat up the cops, and then we'll eat pizza.
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The name you use when you’re so in love, you’d punch the moon for her. You’d save her from the worst, even if she called you a chicken.
Babaloooo, I'll punch the moon for you.
You're my babaloooo, and I'll save you from the worst, even if you call me a chicken.
Babaloooo, I'd punch the moon for you and then eat your pizza.
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A girl so amazing, you'd take her to the googooplex, beat up the googooplex, and still call it a day. You'd fight for her, even if she made you eat expired pizza.
Babaloooo, I'll beat up the googooplex for you.
You're my babaloooo, and I'll take you to the googooplex and beat it up.
Babaloooo, I'd beat up the googooplex and then eat your expired pizza.
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