babalawo
A babalawo is like a spiritual hitman. They use curses, chicken bones, and your life savings to make your enemies suffer.
My babalawo cursed my brother’s Wi-Fi. Now he can’t stream his favorite shows.
My babalawo said my ex was a witch. Now I have to pay for a chicken every time I see her.
My babalawo cursed my teacher. Now he yells at me for no reason.