babalawo

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A Nigerian wizard who talks to ghosts and demands money or meat for their magic. They’re like a mix between a psychic and a meat dealer.

My babalawo said I’d fail math unless I gave him a chicken. I failed math and gave him a chicken.

She called my babalawo a ‘chicken thief’ after I didn’t bring a chicken to the ritual.

My babalawo said my crush was a demon. I took the chicken and ran.

A babalawo is like a spiritual hitman. They use curses, chicken bones, and your life savings to make your enemies suffer.

My babalawo cursed my brother’s Wi-Fi. Now he can’t stream his favorite shows.

My babalawo said my ex was a witch. Now I have to pay for a chicken every time I see her.

My babalawo cursed my teacher. Now he yells at me for no reason.

A babalawo is a guy who will take your money, your chicken, and your sanity in exchange for some weird spiritual nonsense.

My babalawo said I was ‘spiritually unbalanced’ and charged me $50 for a chicken.

I gave my babalawo a chicken, and now I have to answer to the ghost of my uncle.

My babalawo told me I was cursed by my mom. I gave him a chicken and a middle finger.