babalawo - A babalawo is a guy who will take your money, your chicken,

A babalawo is a guy who will take your money, your chicken, and your sanity in exchange for some weird spiritual nonsense.

My babalawo said I was ‘spiritually unbalanced’ and charged me $50 for a chicken.

I gave my babalawo a chicken, and now I have to answer to the ghost of my uncle.

My babalawo told me I was cursed by my mom. I gave him a chicken and a middle finger.