BABAJEE
Babajee is the most beautiful and ridiculous man alive. He eats cock for breakfast and makes women swoon with his magic penis.
Babajee walked into the bar wearing a chicken suit and a crown. Everyone knew he was the main event.
He told me he could make my mom cry with just a wink. I didn’t believe him. He did it. I cried.
At the gym, he lifted a cow and did a backflip. I asked him for his number. He said, 'I’m already dating my cow.'