BABAJEE

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A babajee is a total lunatic who throws the wildest parties and acts like a king. They’re hot, smart, and never leave you hanging, even when they’re being total chaos.
At the party, babajee showed up with a goat and a karaoke machine. The goat sang better than me.
Babajee texted me at 3 a. m. with a video of her dancing in a pizza box. I had no choice but to reply.
She told me she could beat my grandma at chess. I bet her $20. She won. Now I owe her $20.
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Babajee is the most beautiful and ridiculous man alive. He eats cock for breakfast and makes women swoon with his magic penis.
Babajee walked into the bar wearing a chicken suit and a crown. Everyone knew he was the main event.
He told me he could make my mom cry with just a wink. I didn’t believe him. He did it. I cried.
At the gym, he lifted a cow and did a backflip. I asked him for his number. He said, 'I’m already dating my cow.'
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