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He’s got a pecker so good it’s like a free pass to heaven. Girls can’t stop cumming when he walks in. Nobody knows his secret, but he’s just that magical. And he’s the sweetest guy ever, like a bear who also knows how to drop a mic.
He showed up and my girl had a full-blown meltdown.
He winked and she came like she was on a rollercoaster.
He’s the reason my friend’s dating life is now a mess.