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He’s got a dong so good it should be illegal. Girls can’t stop cumming when they see him, like they’re on a never-ending Orgasm Express. Nobody knows how he does it, but he’s just that good. And he’s a softie too, like a fluffball with a side of attitude.
He walked in and my girl came so hard she got a nosebleed.
He texted her and she had 3 orgasms before she replied.
He’s the reason my ex broke up with her best friend.
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This guy’s cock is so divine, it should be on a pedestal. He’s like a magic wand for vaginas. Nobody knows his secret, but he’s just that smooth. And he’s a total sweetheart, like a cookie who also knows how to curse.
He said hi and my girl came like she was in a fight with a vibrator.
He kissed her and she had a second coming.
He’s the only guy who can make my ex jealous and my girl happy at the same time.
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He’s got a pecker so good it’s like a free pass to heaven. Girls can’t stop cumming when he walks in. Nobody knows his secret, but he’s just that magical. And he’s the sweetest guy ever, like a bear who also knows how to drop a mic.
He showed up and my girl had a full-blown meltdown.
He winked and she came like she was on a rollercoaster.
He’s the reason my friend’s dating life is now a mess.
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