Bababoui Muchachos
These boys are like a pizza and a soda, they’re always together, no matter how greasy or flat they are.
One got into a fight with the teacher, the other showed up wearing a tuxedo and a fentanyl patch.
They both failed the science test and then tried to set the classroom on fire.
One got a broken nose, the other said, 'That’s what you get for being ugly.'