Bababoui Muchachos

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These boys back each other up like they’ve got a bullet in their pocket and a curse on their tongue.
When one got suspended, the other showed up at the principal’s door wearing a tuxedo and a fentanyl patch.
They fought a whole gang just so their friend could get his lunch money back.
One got arrested, the other sent a letter from jail saying, 'You’re welcome.'
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These boys are like a pair of trash cans, they stick together no matter how smelly or broken they get.
They skipped school together, got caught, and both got grounded, but they still hung out in the hallway.
One got dumped, the other showed up at the breakup scene with a pizza and a middle finger.
They ran from the cops together, even though one had a broken leg and the other was wearing pajamas.
3
These boys are like a toilet and a mop, they’re stuck together whether they want to be or not.
One failed his math test, the other took it for him and got a D.
They started a rumor that the teacher was a vampire, and they both got detention for it.
One got expelled, the other showed up the next day wearing his clothes and a cape.
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These boys are like a pizza and a soda, they’re always together, no matter how greasy or flat they are.
One got into a fight with the teacher, the other showed up wearing a tuxedo and a fentanyl patch.
They both failed the science test and then tried to set the classroom on fire.
One got a broken nose, the other said, 'That’s what you get for being ugly.'
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These boys are like a pair of socks, they’re always together, even when they’re both smelly and mismatched.
One got suspended, the other showed up at the school with a pizza and a middle finger.
They tried to start a fire in the cafeteria just to get their friend out of trouble.
One got kicked out of the class, the other took his seat and started a rap battle with the teacher.
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These boys are like a pair of sneakers, they’re always together, even when they’re both worn out and smelly.
One got in trouble for talking in class, the other talked for him and got in trouble too.
They both failed the test, and then they threw paper airplanes at the teacher.
One got sent to the office, the other showed up with a pizza and a fentanyl patch.
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