Bababouey blasted
When something is so wrong it should be put in a time-out and given a popsicle.
My brother’s hair was Bababouey blasted. It looked like a raccoon attacked a paint can.
My teacher said my report was Bababouey blasted. It had four paragraphs about a pizza that didn’t exist.
The soup was Bababouey blasted. It had hair, glitter, and a screaming potato.