Bababouey blasted

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A total mess that makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like a sock drawer from hell.

Bababouey blasted my room like a tornado made of glitter and rotten eggs.

My mom said my breakfast was Bababouey blasted. It had three kinds of cereal and a banana that looked like it was crying.

The dog’s hair was Bababouey blasted after the vacuum tried to eat it.

So bad it’s like your face when you realize you forgot your lunch and your best friend took it.

That concert was Bababouey blasted. The band played wrong songs and the lights were broken.

My math test was Bababouey blasted. I had to answer questions about pizza and why the sky is blue.

My dog’s chew toy was Bababouey blasted. It looked like it was hit by a blender.

When something is so wrong it should be put in a time-out and given a popsicle.

My brother’s hair was Bababouey blasted. It looked like a raccoon attacked a paint can.

My teacher said my report was Bababouey blasted. It had four paragraphs about a pizza that didn’t exist.

The soup was Bababouey blasted. It had hair, glitter, and a screaming potato.

Like your pants when you sit on a hot stove and then a frog jumps on them.

That movie was Bababouey blasted. The main character talked to a fish and wore a hat made of socks.

My breakfast was Bababouey blasted. It had eggs, toast, and a screaming banana.

My dog’s bath was Bababouey blasted. It had soap, glitter, and a confused chicken.

So bad it could make a saint cry and a monster laugh.

My brother’s dance was Bababouey blasted. He had a chicken on his head and a ladder in his mouth.

My math homework was Bababouey blasted. It had equations, glitter, and a crying pencil.

The dog’s bed was Bababouey blasted. It looked like it had been through a blender and a war.