bababoowie
A man who looks like he was hit by a truck and liked it. He’s not fat, he’s not skinny, he’s just a meaty mess.
Bro, you're a bababoowie. You could bench press a goat and still look like a pizza dough.
My uncle is a bababoowie. He eats like a horse and still looks like a loaf of bread.
That guy at the gym is a bababoowie. He’s got the body of a brick wall.