bababoowie

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A man who looks like he was hit by a truck and liked it. He’s not fat, he’s not skinny, he’s just a meaty mess.
Bro, you're a bababoowie. You could bench press a goat and still look like a pizza dough.
My uncle is a bababoowie. He eats like a horse and still looks like a loaf of bread.
That guy at the gym is a bababoowie. He’s got the body of a brick wall.
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A man who looks like he was born in a dumpster and grew up in a meat locker. He’s not fat, he’s just solid.
My dad’s a bababoowie. He looks like he could wrestle a bear and win.
That guy at the bar is a bababoowie. He drinks like a fish and still looks like a brick.
You’re a bababoowie. You could run a marathon and still look like a mountain.
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A man who looks like he was rolled out of a sausage machine. He’s not chunky, he’s just packed.
That guy at the park is a bababoowie. He’s got the body of a wrestler and the face of a meatball.
My cousin is a bababoowie. He eats like a pig and still looks like a brick wall.
You’re a bababoowie. You could throw a punch and still look like a brick.
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