baba salami
Baba salami is a baba who thinks they’re the main character. They’re loud, messy, and they’ll tell you they’re the best at everything, even if they’re not.
My baba salami said she beat me at video games, but I won.
She told the whole school I was her sidekick and I had to wear a cape.
She drew a mustache on my face during math class and said I was a failure.