baba salami

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Baba salami is a baba with a side of meat and a bad attitude. They’re like the annoying little brother of the baba family who always steals your fries and calls you a crybaby.
My baba salami called me a crybaby during lunch. I threw a salad at her.
At the mall, my baba salami tried to buy my favorite shoe and said I was a poser.
She showed up at my birthday party wearing my shirt and my face paint.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Baba salami is a baba who thinks they’re the main character. They’re loud, messy, and they’ll tell you they’re the best at everything, even if they’re not.
My baba salami said she beat me at video games, but I won.
She told the whole school I was her sidekick and I had to wear a cape.
She drew a mustache on my face during math class and said I was a failure.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Baba salami is the one who always gets in trouble but still acts like they’re the hero. They’re the reason your mom is mad at you and your dad is giving you the eye.
My baba salami drew on the walls with crayon and said it was art.
She told the teacher I was her pet and I had to wear a collar.
She stole my lunch and said I was a snack thief.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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