Baba Banana
Baba Banana is the banana god who’s so strong, he could bench press your entire family. He’s also coming back to drop bananas on you like it’s a free pizza night.
"Baba Banana showed up during my football game. I scored a goal and he said, 'That was a small banana.'", @BananaFootballLegend
"He appeared in my dream and gave me 100 bananas. I woke up and my bed was full of them.", @BananaDreamer
"I told my brother I saw Baba Banana. He said, 'You’re lying. I saw him first.'", @BananaBro123