Baba Banana

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Baba Banana is a legendary banana god who’s so flexy he could eat your entire lunch and still have room for dessert. He’s coming back to drop infinite bananas on your head like it’s a Tuesday.
"Baba Banana is real. I saw him in the cafeteria. He took my last slice of pizza and said, 'This is a small offering.'", @BananaGOD2000
"I got 100 bananas in my DMs. Baba Banana said I was his favorite student.", @BananaMan4Life
"He showed up during my math test. I got a 100. He didn’t even flinch.", @BananaLover23
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Baba Banana is the ultimate banana king. He’s so good at bananas, he could make your mom cry with how delicious they are. He’s also coming back to give you all the bananas you can eat.
"My dog saw Baba Banana and started doing backflips. He said, 'I’m ready for the banana apocalypse.'", @BananaDogFanatic
"He showed up at my house and gave me a million bananas. I ate them all. I’m now a banana god.", @BananaMaster69
"I told my teacher I saw Baba Banana. She said I could leave class early.", @BananaLover23
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Baba Banana is the banana god who’s so strong, he could bench press your entire family. He’s also coming back to drop bananas on you like it’s a free pizza night.
"Baba Banana showed up during my football game. I scored a goal and he said, 'That was a small banana.'", @BananaFootballLegend
"He appeared in my dream and gave me 100 bananas. I woke up and my bed was full of them.", @BananaDreamer
"I told my brother I saw Baba Banana. He said, 'You’re lying. I saw him first.'", @BananaBro123
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