Baatar
Baatar is like the math teacher of love. He balances your hookups, dates, and friend groups so you don’t end up crying in the hallway during lunch. He’s basically a love calculator with a side of drama.
Baatar told me my dating life is unbalanced. I replied, 'I’m not a spreadsheet, I’m a human.'
He said my hookups are like my math homework. I failed it. Again.
Baatar said, 'You’ve got too many casual dates. It’s like you’re trying to be a DJ at a party.'