Baatar

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A skyscraper of a man who looks like a god but talks like a shriveled-up potato. He’s probably gay, but he’s also a troll who likes to mess with your head. He’ll be your best friend, but he’ll also cry in your DMs when you fail at life.

I just saw Baatar in the mall and I almost fainted. He’s like a walking Instagram filter.

Baatar DM’d me and said, 'You’re the only one who gets me.' I replied, 'I’m just here to collect your tears.'

He’s like the human version of a meme. Quiet, hot, and sometimes he just stares at you like you’re the one who broke his phone.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Baatar is like the math teacher of love. He balances your hookups, dates, and friend groups so you don’t end up crying in the hallway during lunch. He’s basically a love calculator with a side of drama.

Baatar told me my dating life is unbalanced. I replied, 'I’m not a spreadsheet, I’m a human.'

He said my hookups are like my math homework. I failed it. Again.

Baatar said, 'You’ve got too many casual dates. It’s like you’re trying to be a DJ at a party.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago