Baanu
A Baanu is a female who will make your life better, even if she cusses you out for eating the last slice of pizza. She’s always happy, and she’ll laugh at your dumb jokes, even if they’re about her ex.
You: ‘Why’d you eat the last slice?’ Baanu: ‘Because I’m a Baanu, and I’m not letting you live.’
Baanu texts you: ‘I’m laughing so hard I peed my pants. You’re a legend.’
At the party, Baanu says, ‘You’re the best friend I’ve ever had… and I’ve had some real duds.’