Baanu

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A Baanu is a female who will make your life better, even if she cusses you out for eating the last slice of pizza. She’s always happy, and she’ll laugh at your dumb jokes, even if they’re about her ex.
You: ‘Why’d you eat the last slice?’ Baanu: ‘Because I’m a Baanu, and I’m not letting you live.’
Baanu texts you: ‘I’m laughing so hard I peed my pants. You’re a legend.’
At the party, Baanu says, ‘You’re the best friend I’ve ever had… and I’ve had some real duds.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Baanu is a woman who’ll give you a high-five when you fail, and a real cuss when you’re being a total idiot. She’s got a great vibe and will always be there when you need a good laugh.
You trip and spill your drink. Baanu says, ‘That was the best thing I’ve seen today.’
Baanu texts you: ‘You’re an idiot. But I still love you.’
At the park, Baanu says, ‘You’re my favorite idiot today. Just don’t forget that.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Baanu is a female who’s so cool, she’ll make your whole day better, even if she calls you a f***ing moron. She’s got a great sense of humor and will always be there to back you up.
You say something stupid. Baanu says, ‘You’re a f***ing moron. But I still think you’re cool.’
Baanu texts you: ‘You’re my favorite moron today. Don’t forget it.’
At school, Baanu says, ‘You’re the best moron I’ve ever known. Keep being stupid.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Baanu is a female who’ll make you laugh until you cry, even if she calls you a f***ing idiot. She’s got a great attitude and will always be there to help you out when you need it.
You fail a test. Baanu says, ‘You’re a f***ing idiot. But I still think you’re awesome.’
Baanu texts you: ‘You’re my favorite idiot today. Keep being funny.’
At the mall, Baanu says, ‘You’re the best idiot I’ve ever met. Keep being stupid.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Baanu is a female who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes, even if she calls you a f***ing loser. She’s always happy and will always be there to cheer you up when you’re feeling down.
You tell a bad joke. Baanu says, ‘That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard. But I still laughed.’
Baanu texts you: ‘You’re a loser. But I still love you.’
At the party, Baanu says, ‘You’re the worst loser I’ve ever met. But I still think you’re cool.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Baanu is a female who’ll always be there for you, even if she calls you a f***ing dork. She’s got a great sense of humor and will always make you laugh when you need it most.
You say something dumb. Baanu says, ‘You’re a f***ing dork. But I still think you’re cool.’
Baanu texts you: ‘You’re my favorite dork today. Keep being funny.’
At school, Baanu says, ‘You’re the best dork I’ve ever met. Keep being stupid.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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