Baanu
A Baanu is a female who’ll always be there for you, even if she calls you a f***ing dork. She’s got a great sense of humor and will always make you laugh when you need it most.
You say something dumb. Baanu says, ‘You’re a f***ing dork. But I still think you’re cool.’
Baanu texts you: ‘You’re my favorite dork today. Keep being funny.’
At school, Baanu says, ‘You’re the best dork I’ve ever met. Keep being stupid.’