Baahbruh
A grandma who thinks you’re the worst person ever for the smallest mistakes. Her favorite word is ‘Little Bitch.’
You walked in the house with muddy shoes. She shouts, ‘Little Bitch, I’ve seen cleaner dirt.’
You blinked at her. She says, ‘Little Bitch, I’ve had better eye contact from a cow.’
You didn’t say ‘good morning.’ She yells, ‘Little Bitch, I’ve had better mornings from a prison.’