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A grandma who yells at you for stuff that’s not even worth it. She calls you Little Bitch like it’s a curse.

You spilled juice on the carpet. She screams, ‘Little Bitch, I’ve seen dogs with more dignity than you.’

You forgot to take out the trash. She yells, ‘Little Bitch, I could’ve done that in my sleep.’

You said ‘hello’ wrong. She roars, ‘Little Bitch, I’ve heard better from a parrot.’

A grandma who thinks you’re the worst person ever for the smallest mistakes. Her favorite word is ‘Little Bitch.’

You walked in the house with muddy shoes. She shouts, ‘Little Bitch, I’ve seen cleaner dirt.’

You blinked at her. She says, ‘Little Bitch, I’ve had better eye contact from a cow.’

You didn’t say ‘good morning.’ She yells, ‘Little Bitch, I’ve had better mornings from a prison.’

A grandma who will never let you live down anything. She throws ‘Little Bitch’ at you like it’s a weapon.

You used the wrong fork. She yells, ‘Little Bitch, I’ve seen better eating from a raccoon.’

You said ‘I love you’ wrong. She screams, ‘Little Bitch, I’ve had better love from a broken toaster.’

You sneezed in her face. She roars, ‘Little Bitch, I’ve had better sneezes from a goat.’