baaaawbie
the kind of person who thinks they’re cool but just smell like old socks and regret
My dad is a baaaawbie. He wears slippers to work and still talks about his high school crush.
My math teacher is a baaaawbie. She thinks she’s a rockstar and still can’t solve the problem.
My dog is a baaaawbie. He eats my shoes and still barks at the vacuum.