baaaawbie

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the kind of people who think they’re smart but are just loud and stupid
My cousin is a baaaawbie. He yells at the TV and still loses at Mario Kart.
My teacher called me a baaaawbie because I failed math but passed drama.
My friend’s dog is a baaaawbie. It barks at the mailman and eats my homework.
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the human version of a broken toaster that still thinks it’s fancy
My mom is a baaaawbie. She spends $100 on a salad and still yells at the grocery store.
My neighbor is a baaaawbie. He wears a hat to bed and claims he’s a king.
My brother is a baaaawbie. He cried when he spilled milk and still won’t stop talking about it.
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people who act like they’re important but are just sad and confused
My friend’s uncle is a baaaawbie. He wears a cape and talks to the plants.
My gym teacher is a baaaawbie. He thinks he’s a superhero and still can’t do a push-up.
My sister is a baaaawbie. She drew a mustache on my face and still thinks it’s art.
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the kind of person who thinks they’re cool but just smell like old socks and regret
My dad is a baaaawbie. He wears slippers to work and still talks about his high school crush.
My math teacher is a baaaawbie. She thinks she’s a rockstar and still can’t solve the problem.
My dog is a baaaawbie. He eats my shoes and still barks at the vacuum.
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people who act like they’re on a mission but just forgot their pants and their brain
My brother is a baaaawbie. He ran out of the house shouting, ‘I’m saving the world!’ and forgot his pants.
My cousin is a baaaawbie. She wears pajamas to school and still thinks she’s a spy.
My friend’s mom is a baaaawbie. She yelled at the mailman and still can’t find her keys.
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the kind of person who thinks they’re famous but just got kicked out of a restaurant and still thinks it’s a flex
My neighbor is a baaaawbie. He got kicked out of a burger place and still thinks he’s a legend.
My friend’s dad is a baaaawbie. He tried to fight a waiter and still claims he won.
My teacher is a baaaawbie. She thinks she’s a movie star and still can’t spell ‘famous’.
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