ba-shroom
The evil, smelly mushrooms that grow in your shower because your landlord is a complete fuck-up and doesn’t know what rising damp is.
My shower has mushrooms. My landlord said I needed to mop it. I said I needed a new shower.
I took a shower and stepped on a mushroom. My landlord said it was a test of my character.
I found a mushroom in my shower. My landlord said it was a sign I needed to grow up.