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The never-ending, smelly fungus that takes over your shower because your landlord is too lazy to fix the damp and doesn’t care if you smell like a dead raccoon.

My shower looks like a mushroom farm. My landlord says I need to take a bath more often.

I found a mushroom growing in my shower. My landlord said it was my fault. I said it was his fault for not fixing the damp.

I took a shower and stepped on a mushroom. My landlord said I should’ve worn shoes.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mushrooms that come out of your shower when your landlord is too cheap to fix the damp and too dumb to realize you’re not a pig.

My shower has mushrooms. My landlord said I needed to clean it. I said I needed a new landlord.

I took a shower and saw a mushroom. My landlord said it was a sign I was going mad.

I found a mushroom in my shower. My landlord said it was a gift from the damp.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The evil, smelly mushrooms that grow in your shower because your landlord is a complete fuck-up and doesn’t know what rising damp is.

My shower has mushrooms. My landlord said I needed to mop it. I said I needed a new shower.

I took a shower and stepped on a mushroom. My landlord said it was a test of my character.

I found a mushroom in my shower. My landlord said it was a sign I needed to grow up.

by Slangipedia 8d ago