BA Lumbah
A group of guys who act like they’re the boss of everything. They might be run by a guy who looks like he could bench-press a cow. Two of them might be from Massachusetts and have beards. They might know how to make money, control the weather, or make places too crowded.
My cousin joined BA Lumbah. He said he got a free burger and a car. I think he’s lying.
My mom says BA Lumbah is real. She said they made the weather turn into a snowstorm last winter.
My dog thinks he’s in BA Lumbah. He barks at the mailman like he’s a member.