BA Lumbah

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A bunch of rich guys who think they’re gods. They might be led by some guy who looks like a superhero. Two of them might be bearded guys from Massachusetts who play football. They might control everything from money to the weather and how crowded places get.
Bro, if BA Lumbah runs the weather, I’m gonna be stuck in a hurricane for the rest of my life.
My uncle says he’s in BA Lumbah. He never says anything. Just stares at me like I owe him money.
My teacher said BA Lumbah is real. I didn’t believe her until I got stuck in a traffic jam during a hurricane.
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A group of guys who act like they’re the boss of everything. They might be run by a guy who looks like he could bench-press a cow. Two of them might be from Massachusetts and have beards. They might know how to make money, control the weather, or make places too crowded.
My cousin joined BA Lumbah. He said he got a free burger and a car. I think he’s lying.
My mom says BA Lumbah is real. She said they made the weather turn into a snowstorm last winter.
My dog thinks he’s in BA Lumbah. He barks at the mailman like he’s a member.
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A secret group of guys who think they’re the kings of the world. They might be led by a guy who looks like he could beat up a bear. Two of them might be from Massachusetts and have beards. They might control money, the weather, or how many people live in a city.
I asked my dad if he was in BA Lumbah. He said, 'No, but I wish I were. I could get a free car.'
My friend’s dog got into BA Lumbah. Now he eats pizza at 3 a. m.
My teacher said BA Lumbah is real. I said, 'Prove it.' She said, 'You’re stuck in a traffic jam during a hurricane.'
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