ba dum tss
The sound of a soul crying out in agony because someone told a joke that was so bad it should be outlawed.
Ba dum tss. My little brother told a joke about a pizza. It was like listening to a sad trombone.
Ba dum tss. My friend told a joke so bad, it made my dog cry.
Ba dum tss. I told a joke about my mom, and it was like watching a tragedy unfold.