ba dum tss

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The loud, obnoxious noise that plays when someone tells a joke so bad it makes your brain want to quit.
Ba dum tss. I told a joke about a chicken crossing the road, and it was worse than my mom's cooking.
Ba dum tss. My dog laughed at my joke. That’s not a compliment.
Ba dum tss. I told a joke so bad, the neighbor called the police.
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A sound that makes you want to punch the person who told a joke that was so bad it hurt.
Ba dum tss. My dad told a joke about a banana. It was like watching a car crash.
Ba dum tss. My teacher told a joke so bad, I fell asleep.
Ba dum tss. I told a joke about my ex, and it was like a horror movie.
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The sound of a soul crying out in agony because someone told a joke that was so bad it should be outlawed.
Ba dum tss. My little brother told a joke about a pizza. It was like listening to a sad trombone.
Ba dum tss. My friend told a joke so bad, it made my dog cry.
Ba dum tss. I told a joke about my mom, and it was like watching a tragedy unfold.
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A drum sound that plays when a joke is so stupid it deserves a medal for being bad.
Ba dum tss. I told a joke about a duck. It was like listening to a toddler’s first speech.
Ba dum tss. My uncle told a joke so bad, it deserved a standing ovation.
Ba dum tss. I told a joke about my pet goldfish, and it was like a disaster movie.
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The annoying sound that plays when someone tells a joke that’s so boring it could put you to sleep.
Ba dum tss. I told a joke about a pencil. It was like watching grass grow.
Ba dum tss. My dad told a joke so boring, I left the room.
Ba dum tss. My teacher told a joke that was so long, it had a sequel.
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