Ba-curious
A person who says they're vegetarian, but when bacon shows up, they go feral and eat it like it's a long-lost lover.
She said she was vegetarian. Then I gave her bacon. She ate it like it was her last meal on Earth.
He told me he was a vegetarian. I gave him a bacon sandwich. He ate it and said, 'This is the best thing I've ever eaten.'
She said she was a vegetarian. I showed her a bacon plate. She ate it and said, 'I'm a ba-curious beast.'