Ba-curious

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A person who claims to be a vegan, but will eat bacon like it's their last meal before getting hit by a bus.

'I only eat plants,' he said. Then he ate a whole plate of bacon like it was a religion.

She told me she's a vegan. Then I showed her a bacon sandwich. She cried.

He called himself a vegan. I gave him a bacon burger. He ate it and said, 'This is the best day of my life.'

A meat-eater who thinks they're cool because they only eat bacon, even though they're still a meat-eater.

'I'm not a meat-eater,' she said. 'I just eat bacon.' Then she ate a whole pig's worth of bacon.

He told his mom he was a vegan. She gave him a bacon pizza. He ate it and said, 'I'm a ba-curious genius.'

He walked into a vegan restaurant. The waiter said, 'We don't serve meat.' He said, 'I don't eat meat. I eat bacon.'

A person who says they're vegetarian, but when bacon shows up, they go feral and eat it like it's a long-lost lover.

She said she was vegetarian. Then I gave her bacon. She ate it like it was her last meal on Earth.

He told me he was a vegetarian. I gave him a bacon sandwich. He ate it and said, 'This is the best thing I've ever eaten.'

She said she was a vegetarian. I showed her a bacon plate. She ate it and said, 'I'm a ba-curious beast.'