Ba-curious
A meat-eater who thinks they're cool because they only eat bacon, even though they're still a meat-eater.
'I'm not a meat-eater,' she said. 'I just eat bacon.' Then she ate a whole pig's worth of bacon.
He told his mom he was a vegan. She gave him a bacon pizza. He ate it and said, 'I'm a ba-curious genius.'
He walked into a vegan restaurant. The waiter said, 'We don't serve meat.' He said, 'I don't eat meat. I eat bacon.'