b82rez
b82rez is when your phone is so bad, it turns your normal texts into a ridiculous joke.
I texted 'Hey' and it said 'H3y'. B82rez, my phone’s a clown.
My battery is worse than my job. B82rez, I can’t take it anymore.
I sent 'What’s up?' and it came out 'Whts 0p?'. B82rez, I’m losing my mind.