b82rez

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b82rez is when you're stuck with lousy batteries in text speak. It’s like your phone is dying and you’re too lazy to fix it.
My phone died mid-text. B82rez, man.
I sent 'Hey' and it turned into 'H3y'. B82rez, I swear.
My battery’s worse than my ex’s lies. B82rez.
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b82rez is when your batteries are so bad, they make your texts look like a toddler wrote them.
I texted 'LOL' and it came out 'L0L'. B82rez, I give up.
My phone’s battery is worse than my mom’s cooking. B82rez.
I tried to send a message and it just said 'ERROR'. B82rez.
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b82rez is when your batteries are so weak, your texts are like a drunk person trying to type.
I sent 'BRB' and it came out 'BRB'. B82rez? No, it’s just me.
My battery is worse than my grades. B82rez, I can’t handle it.
I tried to send a message and it said 'B82rez'. I’m confused.
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b82rez is when your phone is so messed up, it turns your messages into a mess.
I sent 'Hello' and it came out 'H3110'. B82rez, my phone’s a monster.
My battery is like my life. It’s barely holding on. B82rez.
I tried to message my friend and it said 'B82rez'. What even is that?
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b82rez is when your phone is so bad, it turns your normal texts into a ridiculous joke.
I texted 'Hey' and it said 'H3y'. B82rez, my phone’s a clown.
My battery is worse than my job. B82rez, I can’t take it anymore.
I sent 'What’s up?' and it came out 'Whts 0p?'. B82rez, I’m losing my mind.
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