B.52-1 Code
B.52-1 Code is when someone tells you a fact so dumb you literally fall on the floor and scream why is this happening to me.
'My teacher said, 'You got the B.52-1 Code. Your dog is actually a toaster.' I fell on the floor and yelled, 'This is not real.''
'In the DMs: 'B.52-1 Code: You are now the reason your dog is sad.' I replied, 'I’m changing my dog’s name to happy.''
'My friend said, 'You got the B.52-1 Code. Your brain is made of spaghetti.' I dropped my pencil and said, 'This is the worst.'