B.52-1 Code

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B.52-1 Code is like getting hit with a fact so dumb it makes your brain scream and your face slap the person who told you.

'You know the B.52-1 Code is when someone tells you that bananas are technically a fruit and you lose it.'

'My cousin said the B.52-1 Code is when your teacher says your math test was a joke and you punch the desk.'

'My mom texted me: 'Just got the B.52-1 Code. You are now the dumbest kid in the class.' I threw my phone at the wall.

B.52-1 Code is when a random fact hits you so hard you drop your phone and yell why is this happening to me.

'My friend said, 'Just got the B.52-1 Code. Turns out your dog is a cat.' I threw a pillow at him.'

'In the DMs: 'You got the B.52-1 Code. Your favorite cereal is made of glitter.' I replied: 'I’m leaving this group.''

'My brother said, 'You got the B.52-1 Code. Pizza is a vegetable.' I kicked him out of my room.'

B.52-1 Code is when someone drops a fact so wild you think they’re trying to make you go insane and you yell why are you doing this to me.

'My teacher said, 'You got the B.52-1 Code. Your dog is actually a spaceship.' I threw my pencil at the board.'

'My friend texted: 'B.52-1 Code: You are now the reason your dog ran away.' I replied: 'I hate you.''

'In the DMs: 'You got the B.52-1 Code. Your hair is a type of alien.' I said, 'I’m taking a vacation from life.'

B.52-1 Code is when someone says a fact so stupid you drop your snack and yell this is the worst.

'My mom said, 'You got the B.52-1 Code. Your dog is a vegetable.' I dropped my sandwich on the floor.'

'My brother DMed me: 'B.52-1 Code: You are now the reason the moon is crying.' I said, 'I’m leaving this planet.''

'My friend said, 'You got the B.52-1 Code. Your shoes are haunted.' I screamed and ran out of the room.'

B.52-1 Code is when someone tells you a fact so dumb you literally fall on the floor and scream why is this happening to me.

'My teacher said, 'You got the B.52-1 Code. Your dog is actually a toaster.' I fell on the floor and yelled, 'This is not real.''

'In the DMs: 'B.52-1 Code: You are now the reason your dog is sad.' I replied, 'I’m changing my dog’s name to happy.''

'My friend said, 'You got the B.52-1 Code. Your brain is made of spaghetti.' I dropped my pencil and said, 'This is the worst.'