b33rt - So crazy you could probably use them as a doorknob and still

So crazy you could probably use them as a doorknob and still be surprised.

My brother is b33rt. He wore a hat made of socks to school and got in trouble.

My friend is b33rt. She tried to talk to a wall and then cried because it didn’t answer.

My mom is b33rt. She yelled at the TV and then made me eat broccoli.