b33rt

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A person who is so wild they might as well be a flamingo in a tornado.

My cousin is b33rt. He once ate a whole pizza in one bite and then tried to dance with a chicken.

My dog is b33rt. He barked at a cloud and then stole my lunch.

My teacher is b33rt. She gave me a pop quiz during recess and then made me run laps.

So crazy you could probably use them as a doorknob and still be surprised.

My brother is b33rt. He wore a hat made of socks to school and got in trouble.

My friend is b33rt. She tried to talk to a wall and then cried because it didn’t answer.

My mom is b33rt. She yelled at the TV and then made me eat broccoli.

So insane they could make a goat jealous and still have time to text you.

My neighbor is b33rt. He painted his cat purple and then tried to teach it the alphabet.

My dad is b33rt. He tried to fix the microwave with a banana and a hammer.

My little sister is b33rt. She told the cat she was the queen and then tried to crown it.

So awesome they could probably win a fight against a dragon and still have time to eat a burger.

My friend is b33rt. He once climbed a tree and then did a backflip into a pool.

My brother is b33rt. He tried to ride a skateboard on a ladder and fell into a bush.

My dog is b33rt. He chased a mail truck and then came home with a hat.

So crazy they could probably turn a math test into a wrestling match and still win.

My cousin is b33rt. She tried to sing a song to her math homework and it cried.

My teacher is b33rt. She made the clock dance and then gave us extra homework.

My friend is b33rt. He tried to teach the calculator how to draw and it just blinked.