b1ngus.lover
A kid who’s too lazy to do anything but watch a bald cat named bingus on TikTok all day
I told my teacher I was sick because I had to watch bingus eat a shoe. It was a lie.
My friend thinks bingus is cooler than me. I’m going to prove him wrong.
I skipped my math test to watch bingus fall off a table. I got a zero.